Hey HardHead, can I become the next hot model for the show? I used to be a cheerleader at my high school and I would love to spice the show up with whip cream and me. I do have some acting experience and I know how to shake it on the promotional tour if you let me. I love to travel.

Hello HardHead, I have been a racist all my life and I just got a divorce for sleeping with a Black man. I don't know how it happened or what led me to open my heart for this man? I guess I was influenced by my ex husband beliefs. Now all I think about is Black men. What do you suggest I should do to erase the hate that I had for people I didn't even know?

Hey HardHead, there is some wild crazy stuff going on at walmart and you would not believe it. I don't like to gossip, but this is too good to not tell you and your fans, so I will tell you this week. I can not tell you my name because I do not want to get fired.

What happened to the other boring model that was on the show? Can I have her spot because I know to work it and you don't have to ask me twice! I will have your mouth watering and the screen on fire. Consider me and my sexy booty for your show please!!!!!!

Can I shake my round juicy mexican butt on your show? I love to dance and get a little freaky if you know what I mean. By the way, you need some thick sexy latinas on your show b/c thats where its at!